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Dick Hogbutt
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Okay i guess i should tell you blood thirsty monsters about me huh.
Well theres not much to say other than im a freak that stays in their room all day and night living off of hot glue and spaghetti-O's. Living in a shitty place with the name of Tulsa Oklahoma. I some times have no shame and will rape your mind with no trouble at all, so watch out cause i cant be tamed. Im very delicious some of the ladies say i taste like street water but what do those rusty old vagina bags know. Im very crude and some times i make people puke cause im dead sexy.
But no if you feel as though im being sincere then i worry for you, you poor babes.

My precious babies
:iconlifeinclover: :iconreturnt0zer0: :icondeadlyaddictive: :iconaddictedtohumans: :iconblikki:
:iconopticblast00: :icononeweirdmutt: :iconwolfdrawings1: :iconbucket-master: :iconmissingskeleton: :iconpsycho-rawr::iconlucas420: :iconruotsi:
:iconevalove1: :iconmidnightmeweh: :iconemonekochan13:

Just call me Jessie.

I don't even know man.

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 23, 2013, 1:14 AM

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex  
[x] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x]watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die.

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident [Wrecked my car, whoops.]
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

[x] been to a wild party.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x]sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed lolita
[ ] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] laughed at someones pain
[x] had a crush on a neighbor

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in your car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

[ ] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[x] cruised on mail
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] licked a stranger
[x] been verbally harassed
[x] been physically harassed

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x]been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

GRAND TOTAL: Dude i don't even know, i need one that has less things that iv'e done omfggggg.

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]

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EzrasPost Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hhhhhh ilu
hey text me. i wanna show you pics of mah babeh ;_;
EzrasPost 11 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey bab. Your boyfriend got into your phone and blocked me, telling me to never talk to you again.
EzrasPost Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahhhh so precious
JoeSlucher Mar 16, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!
so, do you still make those faggotass gifs? i need my dose of faggotry, plox?
KusaiLaHarikon Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks so much for the watch!
Whiterose283 Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You never did finish my Mature request of Ricu ;o
Meowipede Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!! uvu you have cute arts! and you're very beautiful!! 
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