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Okay i guess i should tell you blood thirsty monsters about me huh.
Well theres not much to say other than im a freak that stays in their room all day and night living off of hot glue and spaghetti-O's. Living in a shitty place with the name of Tulsa Oklahoma. I some times have no shame and will rape your mind with no trouble at all, so watch out cause i cant be tamed. Im very delicious some of the ladies say i taste like street water but what do those rusty old vagina bags know. Im very crude and some times i make people puke cause im dead sexy.
But no if you feel as though im being sincere then i worry for you, you poor babes.

My precious babies
:iconlifeinclover: :iconreturnt0zer0: :icondeadlyaddictive: :iconaddictedtohumans: :iconblikki:
:iconopticblast00: :icononeweirdmutt: :iconwolfdrawings1: :iconbucket-master: :iconmissingskeleton: :iconpsycho-rawr::iconlucas420: :iconruotsi:
:iconevalove1: :iconmidnightmeweh: :iconemonekochan13:

Just call me Jessie.
Interests

I don't even know man.

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 23, 2013, 1:14 AM
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[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex  
[x] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x]watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs


[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die.


[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident [Wrecked my car, whoops.]
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar


[x] been to a wild party.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x]sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD


[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed lolita
[ ] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] laughed at someones pain
[x] had a crush on a neighbor


[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in your car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.


[ ] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[x] cruised on mail
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age


[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] licked a stranger
[x] been verbally harassed
[x] been physically harassed


[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x]been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test


GRAND TOTAL: Dude i don't even know, i need one that has less things that iv'e done omfggggg.

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]

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x0Tashia0x 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hun I'm so scared I'm genuinely in tears right now I'm so worried about you
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x0Tashia0x 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maddie I just saw your fb message there and it says you removed your account or something what's wrong D:
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EzrasPost Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hhhhhh ilu
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:iconcigarette-breath:
hey text me. i wanna show you pics of mah babeh ;_;
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EzrasPost Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey bab. Your boyfriend got into your phone and blocked me, telling me to never talk to you again.
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:iconcigarette-breath:
Actually I didnt tell that to you, and she left this up o my comp, Stupid Bitch.
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EzrasPost Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahhhh so precious
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JoeSlucher Mar 16, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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:iconvrock81:
so, do you still make those faggotass gifs? i need my dose of faggotry, plox?
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